jaypix.dev · v0.∞ · uptime: calculating...
Jaypix
developer · tinkerer · responsible adult · professional tab hoarder
UNDER CONSTRUCTION◆this site will be done "soon"◆probably◆definition of soon: ambiguous◆building in public · failing in public◆the site works tho (kinda)◆send help. or coffee. mostly coffee.◆perpetual beta mode activated◆code quality: it's a feature◆debugging: 99% of the time it's me◆sleep is for the weak (and well-rested)◆coffee: the real dependency◆todo: avoid real work◆impersonating a functional adult◆optimizing for existential dread◆building castles in the cloud... of bugs◆professional procrastinator◆side quests: infinite◆
Hey! I'm Jaypix. A Monster-Energy addicted developer who builds things that make sense exist. I break stuff, reverse-engineer the breakage, and occasionally ship something cool. This site is basically a work in progress that's been promoted to production.
Currently: procrastinating on the perfect portfolio while building other things. The grind never stops.
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If you googled "jaypix" looking for the Boston photographer, that's not me. His portfolio is jaypixworx.com. We've never met. Seems awesome tho.
system vitals
footnotes
1"under construction" has been the status since day 1. it's a feature.
2yes the page has easter eggs. you've already almost found one.
3this site was built with frustration and caffeine*
4the title glitches if you hover it long enough.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
about.txt
Developer. Tinkerer. Chronic "one more feature" disease patient.
I build things that are sometimes useful, often weird. YouTube is where I dump music and sometimes dev content. GitHub is where the code goes to live. Or die. Depends.
| status | ● alive · building stuff |
| occupation | developer / professional googler |
| based | on the internet mostly |
| current fixation | loading... |
| tab count | --- |
| monster cans | --- |
stack / tech
can be found
| youtube | @Jaypixo |
| github | Jaypixo |
| spotify | jaypix |
| x / twitter | @jaypixoo |
| contact@jaypix.dev |
projects/
a graveyard and a garden at the same time.
almost ready
MyJay.net
My new site is live! Far from done. But live. Coming soon. Promise.
VISIT →idea → void
the great refactor
started rewriting because code was messy. rewrite is also messy.
WIP · 12%actually shipped
this website
you're looking at it. it counts. don't ask questions.
LIVEgithub
misc. repos
various things in various states. some haunted.
EXPLORE →youtube content
dev videos
building things, fails, "wait it works now??" moments.
ONGOINGsomewhere in the future
???
there are plans. they exist in a notes app. probably.
IDEAdevlog · stdout
* fake terminal but the chaos is real · type 'help' in the console
contact
Slide into my inbox. It's the fastest and most reliable way to reach me. Faster than any DM, and I actually read it.
also reachable at
| youtube | @Jaypixo · comments watched |
| github | Jaypixo · issues & PRs welcome |
| x | @jaypixoo · slower response |
| spotify | jaypix · vibes only |
Not accepting spam, get-rich-quick schemes, or "quick question just 5 minutes" requests that are definitely not 5 minutes.
Weird projects, collabs, and memes: welcome.
Weird projects, collabs, and memes: welcome.